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Dragon Herpes

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I've never been the hero
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Though I've stood right by their side
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Heard their stories told
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Of how they got the gold
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While I just chose to hide
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There's one thing that is certain
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I'm glad that I'll never see

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Dragon Herpes
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I'll never have dragon herpes

You'll never catch me kissin'
On some old horny griffin
No you'll never catch me shooting porn
With some wasted unicorn

Maybe I won't be remembered
Maybe time will forget my name
While heroes go down in history
I guess I'll remain a mystery

If theres' one thing you should remember
When thinking back to me

Think dragon herpes
I never had dragon herpes

Although I hear she's quite the seducer
I'd never get stoned with Medusa
I'll never catch crabs from a kracken
Cuz that's just not an ass I'd be tappin'

I'd never get sores from a minotaur

I'll never shoot porn with a unicorn